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Am I an Author?
Well, I’ve been brought up by two alcoholics which means I’m text-book and have no self-esteem. But I’ve gone and self-published anyway. My friend, Jen, called me the other day and said, “I don’t...
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Lost One Shoe, Again
Stepped on it (Photo credit: congvo) Darnitall, how do I keep doing this? I texted the woman who cleans here (don’t hate me, I budget for it): Me: Did you notice I had one “lone” shoe in the mud...
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Insects in February?
Having an extreme dislike for spiders or any bug that is inside my house when its natural habitat is outside my house, I taught both my kids to capture the offending bug in case the exterminator needed...
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I Thought I Was Perfect
Publicity photo from the television program The Andy Griffith Show. Pictured are Don Knotts (Barney Fife) and Jim Nabors (Gomer Pyle). (Photo credit: Wikipedia) The TSA loves me. I’m pretty sure I...
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Buffalo to Barbados to Buffalo
Marty just treated me to three days in the Barbados sun for publishing my book. Really nice of him, ya know? Didn’t know he knew I was underfoot this whole time. Anyway, I jet skied in that beautiful...
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Stress Eating? Stress Sleeping?
When I woke up this morning I had an intense craving for ice cream. Vanilla. I can’t remember the last time I afforded myself some ice cream. I wondered if I even had any in the house. I went of...
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“Are You Having Kids?”
When we went for the dreaded “make up your mind taste testing” for our upcoming wedding between Lawyerboy and Buffalo Barbie, the manager had a series of questions to ask them. Such as: how many...
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Saw Pink! in concert
My trip with “Special K”, Karen, started with a four-hour delay in the Buffalo Airport. So we did what two self-respecting women our age would do and went straight to the bar. Another fellow...
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THE WALL STREET JOURNAL SAYS I’M AN AUTHOR
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324128504578348613932711322.html so there Tagged: author, Christopher Berardi, family cell phone plans, SARAH BERARDI, Wall Street Journal, writing
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My Photo Shoot
Well, it wasn’t really a photo shoot. I just needed my pic taken in order to self-market my self-published book. I was very nervous going into the studio as I often feel like a “no good nuthin’”, and...
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Implants
I went back to volunteer at our local cancer hospital (THWIV) after about a year off. I tried different capacities in the volunteer position, but ended up really missing my friends I had previously...
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The art of forgiveness? Pffft
“Holding a grudge or resentment is like taking poison every day and hoping someone else will die.” – Unknown That’s what I do. Yeah, I’ve read all those articles about forgiveness from the Mayo...
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WHEN I’M DONE DIETING
Chips (BE), French fries (AE), French fried potatoes (AE) (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Gone are the days when I would be starving for lunch and drive to our local cinema to get a medium-sized buttered...
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Honesty on Health Forms
For new blog readers, this is a re-post from 6/2012. To catch you up, I’ve been empty nested for over eight years now, the last three-four of which I’ve been side-lined with migraines. I’ve come down...
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I’m a Helicopter Mom
Sitting around my friend, Cindy’s, long Italian family-style table, we decided that when you eat a large meal at say, 3:30 pm or so, the meal should be called Lunch + Supper = Lupper.* My head was...
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12 things not to say to a migraineur
12-things-you-should-never-ever-say-to-a-chronic-migraineur For my migraine followers. I wonder what’s walloped me making the migraines seem intense again. I don’t know about you but I get obsessed...
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Please, No Homily
I was talking with Priestieboy who will be performing the wedding ceremony for my son, Lawyerboy, and his bride. We were talking about the timing of the ceremony when he mentioned his homily. As any...
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I went to confession.
Confessional (Photo credit: cliff1066™) Indeed, I did. Did you feel the earth move in any shape, way, or form, last Saturday at 3:51 pm Eastern Time? Cuz I walked into church, waited in line, and...
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“Sarah Berardi’s in the BIBLE?”
One of my friends (Viper Tongue) decided it was time to introduce the Bible to their three kids, all of whom are under the age of seven. The seven-year old is particularly fact savvy on anything you...
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THE HANDOVER
The Handover, the Passing of the Gavel, The No Backsies, it’s happening. Buffalo Barbie (my son’s fiancée) called to ask me if I had Lawyerboy’s (my son’s) birth certificate for their marriage...
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